Just for laughs. Before and After Marriage

Before marriage.

Darling here.. darling there...

After marriage.

Baling here... baling there..

Before marriage. .

I die for you. . .

After marriage.

"You die, up to you. "

Lagi lama married. .

You die I help you!

Before marriage. .

You go anywhere. . I follow you.

After marriage. . .

You go anywhere. . up to you.

Lagi lama married. . .

You go anywhere better get lost!!

Before wedding

you are my heart, you are my love"

After wedding

"you get on my nerves. "

Before wedding

"you are sweet and kind just like Cinderella"

After wedding

"you are worse than godzila"

Before wedding

Roses are red, violets are blue. Like it or not, I'm stuck with you

After wedding

Roses are dead, I am blue. You get on my head, I will sue you

Before wedding

Every makan he brings you to Shangri-La

After wedding

You want to go, he says you wait-la

Before wedding

She looks like Anita Sarawak

After wedding

Don't know whether katak or biawak

Before wedding

Weekends at Cameron, Genting and Fraser's Hill

After wedding

Furthest you go is Maxwell Hill

Before wedding

He opens the car door

After wedding

He opens his mouth and snores

Before wedding

She / he was your ideal

After wedding

She / he becomes your ordeal

hehe...future hubbies...be careful...and future wives...be aware.......................!!

SEKADAR RENUNGAN..........

ORANG KATA... enjoy sementara muda, hidup panjang lagi, dah tua nanti tobatlah.

ATUK KATA....orang muda hidup memang baru bermula, tapi belum tentu masih panjang lagi, entah esok lusa Izrail datang menjemput.

AKU RASA...betul jugak tu..

ORANG KATA.. exams tu susah, kena banyak sacrifice, constant study... past year papers.. etc.. etc..etc..

ATUK KATA... exams tu senang aje, dah ada tarikh untuk diuji, dah ada silibus untuk diikut, kalau ajal.. entah bila siapapun tak tahu, banyak pula tu peringkat ujiannya, Mungkar Nankir, Neraca Mizan, tayangan slide...

AKU RASA... betul jugak tu..

ORANG KATA... have fun on your birthday, panggil kekawan dan sedara mara, berpartilah sepanjang malam, make it a memorable one!!

ATUK KATA.. setiap hari jadi, kita se makin hampir, hampir setahun dengan kematian, setahun lagi diberi peluang untuk beramal, bertaubat...

AKU RASA.. betul jugak tu..

ORANG KATA.. kerja mesti sungguh-sungguh, beli rumah besar, kereta mewah, makan lazat.. baru hati puas!!
ATUK KATA.. ye ke hati dah puas??? dah cukup ibadah nak tempah kubur luas-luas? dah siap kenderaan meluncur Siratul Mustaqim? dah cukup zikir untuk santapan rohani? dah cukup amal nak 'book' tempat Al-Firdaus?
AKU RASA... betul jugak tu..

ORANG KATA... successful people have a good time management, ada bisnes di kl, new york, tokyo.. masih sempat berkempen untuk pilihanraya, masih sempat melepas lelah di disko dan karaoke, masih sempat pasang perempuan 2-3, baru orang boleh respect!

ATUK KATA.. setiap manusia dapat 24 jam dalam sehari, tapi... ada masa ke untuk sujud di sejadah 5 kali sehari semalam? ada masa ke nak selak Al-Quran sekali seminggu? ada masa ke nak jenguk ibu bapa di kampung, sekali dalam seminggu, atau sebulan, atau setahun? AKU RASA... errrr.. betul jugak tu...